The Road to Siberia

So, you have decided to take on the 3058 mile (4922 km) walk to Siberia, here's what you'll need to do.

Once you are in Berlin, the journey's danger multiplies from a range of 2-50. You must swiftly start making your way east. This is in the direction of siberia. After you do that, you must avoid all main roads. This is so that the rebels can not find you. The place to rest while you are still in Germany is Strausberg. After that point you will be in Poland where there are less safe places to stop for multiple days on end. This is because the Poles are not siding with the Dark Side and thus do not look fondly upon our glorious leader. However, there are a few places in Poland that are willing to help our cause, but they are far from each other. One such place is Plock. Here you will want to stay in Villa 17. This is because there is free wifi, and who doesn't love free wifi? I do have to mention, though, never, under any circumstances, enter Warsaw. There we are constantly under surveillance and they will find you out as soon as you step foot in the city. The only other reasonable location to stop is Dąbrowa Białostocka, as they are close to the border and can easily help you slip across. After you have made it there are no places to stop from Belarus to Novosibisrk. Because of this, you will need to know how to survive in the freezing cold temperatures of Russia. Once you make it to Novosibisrk, you must find a place called Klyuchik Zamochek. This is where the man you need to find lives, mostly because we keep losing our keys. This is the place where you will learn how to complete your mission of becoming a Darth Vader Fan Club member.

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